I went to a 4-5 year old soccer game yesterday and they were just too funny. The kids featured here seemed like they were half the size of the other team and there were typical shouts from the parents and coaches as you would expect...
"Go get the ball!"
"Other way! Other way!"
And the kids playing in the dirt, of course. Funnily enough, the awkward years of early soccer eventually wear away and some of these kids will actually end up really, really, really good. But we all have to start at the phase where everyone is confused and doesn't really know which goal is their own.